Get to know the Shitposter

Name: audrey

Age: adult (college age/20s lmao)

Birthday: feb 06 - the same this guy

Occupation: god of shitposting, queen of the himbos, founder and sole member of the harlan ellison fandom

Status: active user since 2014. Great Tumblr Purge of 2018 veteran. Tumblr NSFW Ban (2018-?) veteran.

Adjectives: Autistic, geeky, old soul, Cursed, surreal, chaotic

Fandoms/interests/things i like: star trek, pink floyd, 1960s, 60s/70s rock, beauty and the beast, harlan ellison, audrey hepburn, doctor who, old hollywood, horror (mainly evil dead), sam raimi’s filmography, etc.

Music I like: mainly 60s/early 70s rock with a bunch of outliers. my top two favorite bands are pink floyd and the doors.

DNI (non-negotiable): just read this post since it’ll take up a majority of this

FAQ: just read this post since it’ll take up a majority of this

Other blogs:

@selfship-enterprise

Tag directory

starry-eyed-fag:

Plaintext from the video: Please do not type out your DNIs like this. This kind of censorship is inaccessible to those with screen readers. Thank you.

wolfhorrors:

i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i’ve seen people saying things like “well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it” and it’s like, that’s not the point. it’s that companies /shouldn’t/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i’m still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn’t have to begin with though?

rs3r:

🙄

greelin:

you’ve heard of “he would NOT fucking say that” now get ready for “he would NOT fucking put that song on if given the aux”

If Jack is green and moldy, what if he was actually an Ork from Warhammer

I’d deadass waste Hal’s money on my own collections, hobbies, and interests. Man comes home one day to see me just standing still playing Star Trek pinball while still in my pajamas. Implying I did absolutely nothing that day but play Star Trek pinball

I don’t play Deep Rock Galactic, but I wanna point at mushrooms and say “MUSHROOM” when shopping with any of the f/os I have

demoncity:

ROMAN HOLIDAY (1953) dir. William Wyler

Am I gonna begin self shipping with a middle aged politician because I just happen to find the actor who played him attractive? Yes. Am I going to just mention Ash in the self shipping posts? Yes

cvckhold:

have you dyed your hair before?

no! i have virgin hair

yes! i have/had highlights

yes! it is/has been dyed “natural” color

yes! it is/has been dyed fun color(s)

see results or smth else ig

chalcolith:

oneheadtoanother:

hi are you ok. idont think your keyboard is working properly

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun:

Demons (Lamberto Bava, 1985)

themishening:

thesunsethour:

did you have to wear a uniform in secondary school/high school/whatever

yes

no

other/sometimes/put in tags

please if you reblog tag with your country because this fascinates me