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Posted 3 years ago with 70 notes

Get to know the Shitposter

Name: audrey

Age: adult (college age/20s lmao)

Birthday: feb 06 - the same this guy

Occupation: god of shitposting, queen of the himbos, founder and sole member of the harlan ellison fandom

Status: active user since 2014. Great Tumblr Purge of 2018 veteran. Tumblr NSFW Ban (2018-?) veteran.

Adjectives: Autistic, geeky, old soul, Cursed, surreal, chaotic

Fandoms/interests/things i like: star trek, pink floyd, 1960s, 60s/70s rock, beauty and the beast, harlan ellison, audrey hepburn, doctor who, old hollywood, horror (mainly evil dead), sam raimi’s filmography, etc.

Music I like: mainly 60s/early 70s rock with a bunch of outliers. my top two favorite bands are pink floyd and the doors.

DNI (non-negotiable): just read this post since it’ll take up a majority of this

FAQ: just read this post since it’ll take up a majority of this

Other blogs:

@selfship-enterprise

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Posted 25 minutes ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked:

which period of ancient rome is the most fascinating (the ancient kings, republic, early/middle/late empire, etc)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk. I find Diocesan to be a neat dude. Sorry for how late this is, my life’s hectic rn

Posted 1 day ago with 15792 notes

starry-eyed-fag:

Plaintext from the video: Please do not type out your DNIs like this. This kind of censorship is inaccessible to those with screen readers. Thank you.

Posted 1 day ago with 35922 notes

wolfhorrors:

i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i’ve seen people saying things like “well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it” and it’s like, that’s not the point. it’s that companies /shouldn’t/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i’m still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn’t have to begin with though?

Posted 1 day ago with 145547 notes
Reblog If you’re bored and you want anonymous questions.

rs3r:

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Posted 1 day ago with 1 note

If Jack is green and moldy, what if he was actually an Ork from Warhammer

Posted 1 day ago

I’d deadass waste Hal’s money on my own collections, hobbies, and interests. Man comes home one day to see me just standing still playing Star Trek pinball while still in my pajamas. Implying I did absolutely nothing that day but play Star Trek pinball

Posted 1 day ago

I don’t play Deep Rock Galactic, but I wanna point at mushrooms and say “MUSHROOM” when shopping with any of the f/os I have

Posted 1 day ago with 6 notes

Am I gonna begin self shipping with a middle aged politician because I just happen to find the actor who played him attractive? Yes. Am I going to just mention Ash in the self shipping posts? Yes

Posted 1 day ago with 47043 notes

chalcolith:

oneheadtoanother:

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hi are you ok. idont think your keyboard is working properly

Posted 1 day ago with 5857 notes

thesunsethour:

did you have to wear a uniform in secondary school/high school/whatever

yes

no

other/sometimes/put in tags

please if you reblog tag with your country because this fascinates me

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