Ash Williams is my trophy husband

Get to know the Shitposter

Name: audrey

Age: adult (college age/20s lmao)

Birthday: feb 06 - the same this guy

Occupation: god of shitposting, queen of the himbos, founder and sole member of the harlan ellison fandom

Status: active user since 2014. Great Tumblr Purge of 2018 veteran. Tumblr NSFW Ban (2018-?) veteran.

Adjectives: Autistic, geeky, old soul, Cursed, surreal, chaotic

Fandoms/interests/things i like: star trek, pink floyd, 1960s, 60s/70s rock, beauty and the beast, harlan ellison, audrey hepburn, doctor who, old hollywood, horror (mainly evil dead), sam raimi’s filmography, etc.

Music I like: mainly 60s/early 70s rock with a bunch of outliers. my top two favorite bands are pink floyd and the doors.

DNI (non-negotiable): just read this post since it’ll take up a majority of this

FAQ: just read this post since it’ll take up a majority of this

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the entire Harlan Ellison fandom

This all started out as a shitpost, but holy hell I didn't expect this when I woke up

the entire Harlan Ellison fandom

Pinned Post

i like how my f/os are one guy with a load of characterization and depth, and another guy who’s just a side character from a shitpost movie (though he’s from georgia, despite the movie being set in 12th century england)

the shitposter speaks self ship self ship community f/o community ash williams will scarlett o'hara

histories-and-mystery

inthewayoutthere

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

zeena-athena

Ahhh, glad to see it always comes back to this

yep autism asd autism spectrum disorder

glennsdick

amorevolous-lune

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

glennsdick

honeyfaun

The earth isn’t round or flat. It’s heart shaped.

wendigoon

chantalstacys

gaeneric

ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

🤣🔨🤌 I'M MARIO?!

ashwilliamswifey

zorasteam:
“I’ve been playing some dead rising 2 and I got attached to the protagonist Chuck
so here’s a funny drawing of him in kind of the outfit I made him wear xDD
I even tried a different style with this one too
#dead #rising #2 #deadrising...

i love this game frank west dead rising 2: off the record art

moonboundedsnake

gamwthnzwhmou

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

chaosnightmare

i've been here for almost 9 years goddamn

gabblicious

copepods

coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you

mallsharks

he hates sea bunny?

AND leaf sheep??

trek-daily

betashift

GIF 1: Hemmer from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. He is smiling at someone off screen. On the left, a picture of actor Bruce Horak. The background is coloured in a sort of berry tone of red - like the first stripe of the disability pride flag. Caption: Bruce Horak played Chief Engineer Lieutenant Hemmer in Season 1 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (2022). He is the first blind actor to appear in Star Trek.

GIF 2: Hemmer from Strange New Worlds. He is smiling and slightly bowing his head. The background is coloured yellow - like the second stripe of the disability pride flag. Caption: While Hemmer is an Aenar, a naturally blind Andorian subspecies, Horak became blind due to cancer (Bilateral Retinoblastoma) when he was a small child, losing over 90% of his eyesight, with one eye completely blind.

GIF 3: Hemmer from Strange New Worlds. He is dressed not in his usual uniform but in a fantastical looking costume. His right hand is held in front of his face, performing a series of gestures. The gif is in black and white - to represent the third (white) stripe of the disability pride flag. On the left, two small paintings. The first is of a snowy mountain landscape, the other of ocean waves. Caption: Aside from acting, Bruce Horak is also a successful painter. His works include mostly landscape studies and portraits.

GIF 4: Hemmer from Strange New Worlds. A closeup shot; his head is moving into the frame from the bottom up. The background is coloured blue - like the fourth stripe of the disability pride flag. Caption: Production was specifically looking to cast a blind or visually impaired actor and Horak, being something of a nerd himself, was immediately excited to pursue the part when he found out it was for Star Trek.

GIF 5: Hemmer from Strange New Worlds. A shot from behind as he is standing looking out onto a harsh and barren mountain landscape. Snow is falling around him. The background is coloured green - like the fifth and final stripe of the disability pride flag. Caption: Even though Hemmer dies in the show, Bruce Horak has teased in interviews that this will not have been his last time working on Star Trek!

TVARCHIVE'S TV APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | DAY 6: disability pride
— Bruce Horak as Hemmer in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

sources: x - x - x - x - art gallery // ID in alt text

hell ye hemmer star trek star trek snw star trek strange new worlds

ju1ian

blluish

one of the most annoying sounds known to mankind it was also part of middle school culture

humanrinds

scaryorganmusic

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

humanrinds

brendanicus

The only thing funnier than the FOB We Didn't Start the Fire cover is libs handwringing over the "Shinzo Abe blown away" line as "tasteless" since a) it's literally just an update of the lyric "JFK blown away" and b) Shinzo Abe getting murked by a Fallout 4 contraption shotgun was one of the funniest and coolest things to happen in the last ten years and he 100% deserved it